Gary Coleman on Steroids and Playing in the NFL

According to several of my sources in the backrooms of Las Vegas, Gary Coleman has been taking HGH for several years now and is playing in the NFL under the alias Byron Leftwich. Any of you doubters out there can clearly see by these pictures that the juice has not only added size and muscle to his frame but also given him that adorable chubby- cheeked face that America fell in love with back again. Leftwich may deny these allegations but all I have to say is, "What you talkin' bout Byron!"